Phrases I Never Thought I’d Say

Don’t wear the bouncer as a hat.

Don’t you think it would be easier to note be naughty so you didn’t have to keep saying sorry?

The dog is not a trampoline.

You shouldn’t take your pants off in someone else’s yard.

In response to the question, ‘Why are you going to work Mummy?” I respond “So I can buy you MORE toys”.

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Author: ReadingMumma

I'm a Mum of 2 who loves reading (when I can find the time!). I'm embarking on the challenge of reading the 2017 Dymocks top 101.

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